My friend Bitsy sent me this and I thought it was very funny and very true.  So proud to be a member of the female population!

Behold the Woman

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.  If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.  If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.  If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.  If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.  She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of poop.

I took the liberty of changing the last word since the word that was there would get me a lot of trouble with Magnolia. But the visual is the same!